It's the depths of winter and the year's most romantic season is coming up. Rather than buying roses and chocolates and burning scented candles, rather than just dressing up in sexy lingerie, how about some little gifts that will spice up your sex life in a new way? Here are just a few suggestions to enhance your romance.
Products that promise to spice up your sex life are usually either
annoyingly cloying or totally crass. The
Great Sex Deck offers 52 smart and sexy ways to add a little zip
to the old in/out. Color-coded for her, for him or for the both of
you, each card has a first-person description of a suggested situation
on one side and a more in-depth explanation on the other. From theatrically
ripping the clothes off your lover's body to experimenting with light
bondage, from a sensual bubble bath to exploring alternative erogenous
zones, all sorts of specific sex scenarios are spelled out and quiet
romantic moments recommended.
The folks at Lover's Choice carry nothing but romantic products designed
to add passion to your sex play, and they invite your to "express
your love through touch" with their Amazing
Hot Heart Massager. Initially activated sort of the same way you
make a glow stick glow, this handy Valentine heats up to 120 degrees
for a massage with therapeutic warmth. And it can easily be reused
again and again. Available in red printed with "I Love You," pink
printed with "XOXO," lime green printed with "Hot Stuff" or purple
printed with "Sexy," this palm-sized piece of heartwarming massage
help will melt away kinks, knots and the irritations of the day regardless
of the color or cute little message. Find your reheatable heart at
www.loverschoice.tv.
Spectacular sex often begins with just a kiss, an innocent prelude
to passion. The folks at Erotic Cosmetics invite you to "taste the
passion" of their Sugar Lips. These lipsticks aren't just different
shades of makeup, they're scented and flavored as well. The colors
correspond to the scents and flavors, from the scandalous Squeeze
My Melons to the more whimsical Whip Me Cream. Each individual lipstick
contains a suggestive sex fortune to further pique your lover's interest.
Plant a tasty kiss on your partner's lips. Or feel free to scrawl
inviting overtures across your skin for your lover to lick off. These
yummy cosmetics offer endless opportunities to express yourself! Pick
up your favorite flavor at www.eroticcosmetics.com.
There is a plethora of smartass t-shirts available out there in cyberspace,
but not everyone wants to wear "I'd Fuck Me!" emblazoned across their
chests. What about sexy shirts with a high IQ? The folks at Courtesan
Clothing have the right idea, peddling their "sublime garments for
the wicked." Enough, already, with the Hello Kitty panties and "hottie"
wifebeaters. How about a pair of knickers emblazoned with Mike Hunt
in a glittering metallic typeface? That's the only piece in their
current collection that actually says something. The rest are gorgeous
70s-esque graphics that you have to scrutinize a bit to spot their
oblique sexual inspirations. We especially love their "Birth" design.
Check 'em out at www.courtesanclothing.com.
And if you find yourself in need of some juice for the personal satisfaction
device you're bestowing upon your loved one, might we suggest the
deviant folks at DeadBatteries.com?
Not happy with just your mainstream corporate AAs, these creative
kooks have come up with aesthetically pleasing power. They offer attractively
decorated batteries wrapped in graphics that will remind you of '60s
lighters. There's a cop cartoon, sexy pin-ups and a multi-colored
psychedelic design for those with slightly trippier tastes. They post
new designs and invite viewers to vote "Love It" or "It Sucks," so
you can help pick battery designs of the future. Get a jolt at www.DeadBatteries.com.
• EROTICA / ZINE
